Circles On The Point

The most hideous home in all of Los Angeles is situated at the most beautiful place in all of Los Angeles.  If you are eating or don't think you can handle extreme ugliness, please skip to the next post now.

The home, proudly named Circles On The Point, is at the top of Point Dume in Malibu.  It is completely painted prison-gray with architectural details like large-ass circles and ribbon winds, reminiscent of a 90's suburban business complex conveniently close to the highway.  

I intentionally used a hexogon because eff this house.

I intentionally used a hexogon because eff this house.

I'm bringing this monstrosity up now because it is heavily featured in the third episode of Glow, when the Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling go to a Hollywood party at their douchy producer's house.  

It's decorated like the west coast crash pad of Tom Hanks' character from Big, which probably is putting its best foot forward because at least there is candy.  

If you are thinking, these images are good, but I want more Circles On The Point, then you are in luck!  Amazon is developing a show called Jean-Claude Van Johnson, all about the tristesse of Jean-Claude Van Damme, a man doomed to spend his days in the ugliest home of all time.  I think it's the house's best work.  

And if your itch has not been scratched, thank you 1badgmc on Tripadvisor for posting:

I’ve wanted to visit Point Dume for years after seeing the 1994 movie Color of Night starring Bruce Willis and Scott Bakula. The house called Circles on the Point located just north of Point Dume at the corner of Cliffside and Birdview is featured prominently in the film. There are also scenes with the two stars riding bikes on the trails of Point Dume. While I enjoy the movie itself, the house’s architecture has always captured me. After finding the location of the house years ago, I looked more into the area around it and just wanted to visit that much more.
The trailer is everything the 90s did right

The trailer is everything the 90s did right